Privacy Policy

Any information you manually provide to this web site is considered personal.
Information automatically logged by the web server and associated systems will not be shared with anyone unless, of course, I am strong-armed by government goons, er... officials..., who value your information far more than you do your privacy, often require data to be leaked to them. By sharing this information, I'm actually sharing considerably less then your doctor is, so no worries, right?
Agreeing to this policy enables me to share your personal information with partners, advertisers, law enforcement, the IRS, auto mechanics, my neighbors, and anyone else I choose to share with.
By no means should anyone ever agree to this privacy policy.